A Mystery.

[Dreadbelly]

Actually, the men are in green not black. I only wear black when doing weddings or funerals. Have you no fashion sense?

And you have caught me out. There are 375 levels to this forum (with 4,812 more to be installed tomorrow), only 1 of which you mere mortals can access. Levels 147 and 238 are the best ones, because on 147 there is a free supply of cold Guinness and on 238 an endless supply of Ardbeg. (Or was that whisky on 147???) Either way, our Illustrious Potentate is kind to us.

Want in?

One of the 230+ groups currently calling themselves the Knights Templar are guarding the key to the 2nd level and the key to the 3rd is in the sole of Jimmy Hoffa's right shoe. Hurry along now, so you can join us, soonest.

You do nothing to defend your location, only offer chatter and confusing with no real information. Hmm. Typical.

I am on to you...

[Mike1]

My position was indefensible. I was on level 373, running the vacuum cleaner. <shrug> A dark and lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

[Dreadbelly]

My position was indefensible. I was on level 373, running the vacuum cleaner. <shrug> A dark and lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

So you are saying your job sucks?

Or where you just cleaning up more evidence?

You know, we did just have a member go missing, somebody was asking about them today.

**Suspicious glare with furrowed brow**

[Mike1]

Yeah, well check the Active Users now. Even I have gone missing. Or have I? I can see you, can you see me?



BOO!!

[Dreadbelly]

Yeah, well check the Active Users now. Even I have gone missing. Or have I? I can see you, can you see me?



BOO!!

That's easy. Go in to control panel and hide self from active user list...

By the way, never say boo to an insomniatic lycanthrope.

[Dreadbelly]

I am going for a midnight walk through the cemetary next door. I find that the dead are good company. The men in black have not done away with me, but the sidhe and the banshees might.

Good night gentleman, I am off to tidy up the resting places of the dead.

[Mike1]

That's easy. Go in to control panel and hide self from active user list...

Well, sure, but anybody can do it that way.

I'm off to my bed. G'nite...

[Jimmy Carbomb]

My position was indefensible. I was on level 373, running the vacuum cleaner. <shrug> A dark and lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

I meant to talk to you about that.

I was on level 372 watching a pre-season football game. The potential game-winning field-goal was on it's way when there was a sudden thrust of static on the channel that made the picture unviewable.

PLEASE, could you limit your electrical cleaning devices to the mid-day hours... except for Sundays in the winter?

If it had not been pre-season, I would have needed to take the pleated-turbo-lift up to that floor for a discussion. Next game, come on down and join us for beer and sandwiches. The guys with haggis and whisky are on 370.