A Mystery.

[Schultz]

And you have caught me out. There are 375 levels to this forum (with 4,812 more to be installed tomorrow), only 1 of which you mere mortals can access. Levels 147 and 238 are the best ones, because on 147 there is a free supply of cold Guinness and on 238 an endless supply of Ardbeg. (Or was that whisky on 147???) Either way, our Illustrious Potentate is kind to us.

COLD Guinness? Are ye daft, man? A wee cool is good and refreshing, but cold?!

No thank you, I don't want to be on THAT level!

[Thistle Stop]

...and then there's the secret Girls Only area, which not even Hank and Mike can access! Heh-heh-heh ...

[davedove]

One of the 230+ groups currently calling themselves the Knights Templar are guarding the key to the 2nd level and the key to the 3rd is in the sole of Jimmy Hoffa's right shoe. Hurry along now, so you can join us, soonest.

But can't you just use the mind control techniques taught by the aliens to bypass these two levels?

[macwilkin]

But can't you just use the mind control techniques taught by the aliens to bypass these two levels?

No, because then the aliens might find out how to steal our precious bodily fluids through flouridation! (with apologies to Jack D. Ripper of Dr. Strangelove)

T.

[Shay]

...and then there's the secret Girls Only area, which not even Hank and Mike can access! Heh-heh-heh ...

Shhh! Dangit, now they'll want to come in and get their hair braided and toenails painted too!

[Schultz]

Shhh! Dangit, now they'll want to come in and get their hair braided and toenails painted too!

I'm having visions of that old Bud Light Ladies' Night commerical!

[Jimmy Carbomb]

My position was indefensible. I was on level 373, running the vacuum cleaner. <shrug> A dark and lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

I meant to talk to you about that.

I was on level 372 watching a pre-season football game. The potential game-winning field-goal was on it's way when there was a sudden thrust of static on the channel that made the picture unviewable.

PLEASE, could you limit your electrical cleaning devices to the mid-day hours... except for Sundays in the winter?

If it had not been pre-season, I would have needed to take the pleated-turbo-lift up to that floor for a discussion. Next game, come on down and join us for beer and sandwiches. The guys with haggis and whisky are on 370.