There's nothing like a "tank" is there?

1). Knowing that it's wool and will repel anything but women.

2). Knowing that it's completely handsewn by a trained kiltmaker.

3). Knowing that you'll have it 'til the day you die.

4). Knowing that no matter how strong the wind is... you're covered.

5). Knowing that your kilt outweighs a mini-Cooper

6). Having that feeling on your hips like a belt and a couple six-shooters.

Incidentally, the tartan you chose is one of the most beautiful out there!