I've had some folk ask me what I think is going to be a fairly typical question that one gets while parading about with a pipe band, only to have them alter the last bit of the question to see if I were paying attention, I'd guess. Actually, I sort of like that, because it gives me the opportunity to "think on my feet," as it were. Even if that was not their original intention when framing the question, it's definitely more interesting for me than readying the third standard variant response to, "Is it true what Scotsmen wear . . . ?"