At that same moment on the other side of town....
I was also shopping, only the Taste of Britain store was having a promo and had a piper playing right on Oxford Street. Not bad. Figured if I'm kilted and they're piping, I better go have a look. Prices weren't too bad for the rugby sweaters, nothing much in the way of kilt stuff. I never did ask to see if they can order anything.
Then I went to the superstore where nobody really paid me much attention at all, I'm going to have to find someplace else. Mind, they pretty well would have had to go by the piper to get in.
Had a couple of comments in the morning where I used the kiltday line. That really spun people so bad that I felt dishonest. I'll get over it.