Good Comebacks?

**Archangel** · 3rd October 05, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

My balls don't fit in troosers, but I see yours do. Poor fella.

Dread, was that directed to the poster or was it a comeback for him to use? You're capable of both some days.

Respect.

**Dreadbelly** · 3rd October 05, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Archangel

Dread, was that directed to the poster or was it a comeback for him to use? You're capable of both some days.

Respect.

For him to use. I am to depressed to attack anybody. I am trying to make my self laugh.

Meh.

**Dreadbelly** · 3rd October 05, 06:58 PM

Here is one I learned from a wise person that I respect a great deal. Slightly paraphrased.

"You do not wish to insult me. You wish to have tea with me."

**Prester John** · 3rd October 05, 07:09 PM

Hey Dread

I like that one! ;-)

**jfellrath** · 3rd October 05, 07:10 PM

Sort of a paraphrase of one mentioned before:

"Some of us need the extra room."

(look at his pants)

"You must not."

**Dreadbelly** · 3rd October 05, 07:15 PM

For classy double entendre...

I like the ballroom.

**Jim H.** · 3rd October 05, 08:08 PM

I guess it would be better suited for me to say that I don't really know how to handle someone who's being rude to me and be able to use a comeback that I could use infront of my grandma for example. I would rather use a comeback that'd be funny for both parties if possible if that makes sense.

**Iolaus** · 3rd October 05, 08:43 PM

Guys, I just looked at some of Jim's earlier posts, and realized that he's still in high school. We probably ought to take that into consideration when giving him advice. I know there's some guys his age on XMarks, maybe they could chime in here.

**cavscout** · 3rd October 05, 08:51 PM

You might sniff a couple times and then say "oh! It's your opinion I smell."

If possible, it's best to leave them with a smile. That will show your confidence in yourself.