Opinion of my first "Traditional" kilt

**Owl of Oban** · 18th October 05, 04:44 PM

Aye, practice the quick 'legs-open-sporran-push-down' when taking a seat and it'll become second nature to you.

...and choose who you sit across from carefully. ;-)

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 18th October 05, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by chasem

A quick weighing down with your hand helps too; as you sit place your hand down between your hands to insure that the material falls between your legs....

Place your hands down between your hands? Errr, how do I do that? :-P

**chasem** · 18th October 05, 08:20 PM

I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about!

You know what I meant

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 18th October 05, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by chasem

I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about!

You know what I meant

Aye, Chasem, I did, but just like my post about pulling the hose up over my thighs (not that you commented on it!), I had to have some fun and point out the misintended posting! Many a slip between the head and keyboard!

**chasem** · 18th October 05, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Aye, Chasem, I did, but just like my post about pulling the hose up over my thighs (not that you commented on it!), I had to have some fun and point out the misintended posting! Many a slip between the head and keyboard!

Yeah yeah, I understand.

Only reason I didn't comment on your "thighs" was because I didnt' notice

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 18th October 05, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by chasem

Yeah yeah, I understand.

Only reason I didn't comment on your "thighs" was because I didnt' notice

Halelujah! My thighs must be getting smaller! He didn't notice them! Now I can wear my bikini and not feel self conscious! ROTFLMKAO

RJI

**Archangel** · 19th October 05, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Halelujah! My thighs must be getting smaller! He didn't notice them! Now I can wear my bikini and not feel self conscious! ROTFLMKAO

RJI

err, careful there, laddie....

Grand-dad alway referred to it as a punch down when you sit, then the sporran slides there, all very quick and discreet.

**Sherry** · 19th October 05, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Halelujah! My thighs must be getting smaller! He didn't notice them! Now I can wear my bikini and not feel self conscious! ROTFLMKAO

RJI

Now where's that brain scrubber? Must get that image outta my head!

Sherry :-P

**CameronTaylor** · 23rd December 05, 01:44 PM

Pass that brain scrubber this way when you're done, that or some Grey Goose
( HEY, it's FRIDAY !!!!! )

CT - disturbed by mental images ........

**GlassMan** · 23rd December 05, 04:45 PM

There's an image file I received from my old Fire Captain of HRH Queen Elizabeth II sitting with the Royal Highlanders for a portrait photos and one of the officers in front has not properly arranged his kilt when he sat down. So while everyone elses kilt is punched down with sporran facing forward, his kilt is straight from knee to knee with sporran facing up. And it is easily seen that he is attired according to regulations.

I don't know if the photo has been doctored any, but if they did doctor it then someone did an awfully good job getting the perspective on the sporran correct.

However, I will not post it here as I feel it would be innapropriate for a board which a child might visit.