Do not make fun of these people, they are trying. Give them credit for that much at least.

I was, before I found the zen of X-Marks, just as bad a few months ago, and yes except for a few lucky enough to be raised in a kilt, so were we all.

I was flooded out by Katrina and I am now going through my old stuff, guess what? I find that I have a lot things that I will be, in the future, NOT wearing in public again because I now know better. Didn't when I bought it, do now.

Take these young men aside and slip them a card with X-Marks URL on it.