Hamish,

Thanks for starting my day with your wonderful lesson and great sense of humor. Be assured I am absorbing all of this knowledge, if I keep buying kilt hose I'm never going to be able to buy another kilt. It looks like I need to buy a pair of Lovat Blue and Oatmeal klit hose, the box on the top shelf of my closet will be overflowing with kilt accessories.

On the other hand if I buy two more pair of kilt hose, I will need to buy a couple more kilts to go with the hose.