Quote Originally Posted by jfellrath
My devious wife is trying to teach our black lab/greyhound mix dog to cold-nose me under the kilt.

Hmm... maybe THAT'S why she's bought me two kilts and has a third one on the way for Christmas... I think there's a madness to her method!
That's nothing - I have a 100 lb. Rottweiler/German Shepherd/Pit Bull/Beagle mix that like to duck his head and walk between people's legs. You should the looks people have when I'm talking to them and the bottom of my kilt starts lifting ... by itself ... and a nose emerges ... followed by a dog's head (and body if he doesn't stop).

And depending on where he decides to stop, occassionally it looks like I have a wagging tail sticking out the back of my kilt!