The bearded story about your dad is hilarious!

On a slightly different note, my company is growing to the point where I'm probably going to have to hire some new people for inventory management and packing/shipping.

Well, I made being kilted company uniform (existing employees grandfathered in and allowed their choice of kilt or pants) but new hires are to be kilted.

I'm always kilted and we have some local notariety as being the place to go for stained glass but also if you want to have made or make yourself a piece of glass art with a Celtic theme.

So it should be interesting to see what happens at interview time when they find out that they'll get a clothing allowance for an inexpensive kilt and be expected to wear it.