Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan
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I like my legs hairy, my beer cold, and my old comfy chair.
Then you'd be bitterly disappointed with the state of my legs: my knees are hairless and practically shiny from the abuses I've heaped on my body, and the resultant scar tissue.

Bryan...can we get a hairless knee exemption for the Retrosexual list? I promise I was acting stupidly when the injury(ies) occured...