KCW, where you been? My MacMullen's Scottish Ale is ready for drinking!

Even if you can't find what you're looking for at McJoann's, it pays to keep checking back. My wife and I checked several days every week for tartan fabric, even drove to other towns with fabric stores - nada - until the day that my wife told me, "If we don't find any fabric today, I won't have time to make the kilt." What did we find at JoAnn's? Exactly 4 and 2/3's yards of Black Watch Poly/Viscose (Rayon), which is the precise amount that she needed. It wasn't there the day before. And only $3/yd, or thereabouts.