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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry
    You may then enjoy books by Frances Schaeffer, C.S. Lewis., and Peter Kreeft.

    I loved CS Lewis - had the entire Chronicles as a child and read his other works as an adult.

    But lately all I've been reading is nonfiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan
    I loved CS Lewis - had the entire Chronicles as a child and read his other works as an adult.

    But lately all I've been reading is nonfiction.
    I was referring to his nonfiction works--there's lots of them!

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    Smile

    My sister E-Mailed this to me tonight. I got a laugh from it and thought I'd share it.

    Wow! This is one to ponder!

    Know what this says???

    A priest was walking along the school corridor near the preschool wing when a group a little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"

    He told him that he was a priest and that this is the uniform priests wear. Then he pointed to the priest's little plastic collar insert and asked, "Does it hurt? Do you have a Boo-boo?"

    The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar insert looked like a Band-Aid. So the priest took it out to show him. On the back of the collar are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?"

    "Yes, I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters he said, "It says, 'Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!' "

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    Oh my GOD that's hilarious. I'm going to have to share that with my priest friends.

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    SB, I'm glad I hadn't taken a drink of the tea when I read that.

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    That is a classic!
    Glen McGuire

    A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.

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    Well, I suppose the priest didn't have any ticks or fleas!

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