• Bad drivers who think that they can multi-task while swerving all over the entire road. Some are talking on cell phones, and that's annoying. But I've seen people eating, putting on make-up (and using the rear-view mirror as a make-up mirror), and more. But the absolute worst was a guy who was driving but then had the Washington Post open and sitting on top of his wheel. He was reading the paper while driving! And he had almost the entire windshield covered with the paper.
  • Annoying folk who ask to sit in the smoking section at restaurants because they can get a table faster and then have the nerve to ask someone who is smoking in the smoking section to stop because it bothers them. If you didn't want the smoke, then wait with everyone else for a table.
  • People who can walk and have no physical handicap but who make a bee-line for the handicapped stall, even if all the other stalls are available. If someone is in a wheelchair, that's the only stall that person can use. The handicapped stall is roomier so that we can fit wheelchairs in there, not so some lard a** can stretch out while moving his/her bowels.
  • Physically able people who park in a handicapped spot illegally because "they'll only be inside for a minute" even though there are spaces available in the regular lot. I don't care if a person is busy, they can spend the extra minute to walk down a parking lot - BECAUSE THEY CAN WALK! I can't tell you how many times I've had to either wait with my car running for one of those idiots to come outside or simply not go to the business at all because I simply can't walk that extra distance.
  • Parents of completely spoiled, obnoxious children who still take them out in public. I don't care how cute you think you're child is, I don't want them climbing onto my table and messing with my food. When I was a child I was expected to sit there, eat the food in front of me, keep my mouth shut and not do anything that might be embarassing. And if I did, oh the paddling I'd get. Sometimes I wish restaurants were divided into "Childen's" and "Childless" seating.
  • Businesses that say they are handicapped accessible but when you get there they have several steps at the front door. The minute there's a single step, it's not handicapped accessible. No matter how much I wish they would, no one makes a wheelchair with tank treads.
  • Idiotic middle-class and upper-class kids who try to dress, talk and act ghetto. These fools never experienced want or sacrifice their entire lives. If they really want to be ghetto, I say let them go live in a slum while being unemployed and while we're at it, let's give them four or five children to feed and clothe too. Then they can start talking about how ghetto they are.


Whew, I'll stop ranting now.