Extreme Embarrassment

**Riverkilt** · 12th January 06, 04:51 PM

Rushing off to work this morning I whipped my Utilikilt Mocker on and sallied forth.

What I didn't know is that somehow the back hem of the kilt had been caught up under the waistband and that from a back view I presented a half length kilt with tartan boxer shorts exposed below.

Fully oblivious, I drove to work, parked my car, walked into the lobby, and down a long hall.

Fortunately, the boss' mother, age 65, was the one that saw me and told me my skirt was caught up in back. I fiddled around and fixed it and thanked her. Told her, "I guess that answers the question." She smiled and said it did.

Kinda like leaving my fly open when panted. But survived, and she was the only one to see it. Could have been a LOT worse.

I gotta slow down in the morning.

Ron

**Southern Breeze** · 12th January 06, 05:09 PM

Is there any security camera footage available? :grin: :grin:

**Blu (Ontario)** · 12th January 06, 05:28 PM

If you'd gone regimental, that would not have happened!

**cavscout** · 12th January 06, 06:49 PM

You know what the talk at the "old folks" home was that day ;) At least you brought a smile to someone :grin:

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 12th January 06, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Blu (Ontario)

If you'd gone regimental, that would not have happened!

Blu, because he would have felt the breeze or because everyone would have ignored it and let his cheeks smile in the breeze?

**michael steinrok** · 12th January 06, 08:32 PM

Ah man.. You let the wrong cat out of the bag

slainte

**NewKilt** · 12th January 06, 08:52 PM

There was a commercial on TV some time back that featured a young lady who had accidently caught the hem of her skirt in the back of her waistband. It made me wonder if this had ever happened to a guy wearing a kilt. Thanks for the heads up, Ron. Another good reason for doing those 3/4 turns!

Darrell

**binx** · 12th January 06, 09:44 PM

Happened to me by getting the upper half of the back caught in the sporran belt. Walked all the way through the mall before seeing the problem in one of those big mirrors in the department store. No wonder I got some giggles from the perfume department; they could have said something

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binx

**GMan** · 12th January 06, 10:18 PM

At least someone told you about it Ron, I know of some that would have let it go all day if they could.

**James** · 13th January 06, 12:38 AM

Wearing such a garment-there are always new and exciting adventures-but they are rare.

With my new Highland Granite-new and still stiff-when out with herself I managed to sit on the pleats-so those at the back were heading towards my waist instead of the ground.

It being new and scratchy I was wearing the JD underkilt-anyway herself was delighted: and had much fun making suggestions as to lace petticoats-frilly knickers and the like.

I buried her yesterday.

On occasion things will go wrong, be it a high wind or a slight lack of care-it happens: there is only one answer-enjoy the joke and join in the laughter.

James