Extreme Embarrassment

[Planopiper]

This couldn't happen to a pipe band. I can't imagine how it's possible to get the bottom of a kilt caught in the belt without doing it deliberately, and then the bulk would be too noticable to miss. Even if I grab the bootm of the back of any of my kilts and pull it straight up there's enough material in the pleats that everything stays covered. A Utilikilt is a different animal.

[AckZel]

And here's the right thing to wear when walking "pleats up" ;)