I've just had to buy a new cooker, and it came with a warning that it might get hot when in use! If the same people were putting warnings on kilts-I'd prefer not to think what they might suggest. James
May encounter nudity beyond this point (have camera ready.)
My favorite warning is on a can of mixed nuts that states "Warning - may contain nuts.":rolleyes: I can hear the lawyer now, "Your honor, my client was clearly not informed by the makers of this product that his nuts would contain nuts." On a kilt: "The makers of this garment bear no responsiblity for extra attention from women caused by the wearing of this garment."8-)
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
"Objects Under The Kilt Are Bigger Than They Appear'' :mrgreen:
Warning, may cause women to lay down in front of you. :grin:
Actually I rather like the idea of borrowing a product warning in it's entirety: "Warning, product contains nuts!"
Think matresses: "Warning! Do not remove kilt unless owner."
"Warning, may cause unexpected reaction from some young ladies"
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth." Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
Warning. May cause the wearer to become happy, charming and a sex symbol.
Speaking of product warnings, here's the motherlode. :grin: http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm
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