Oh - casual kilts - I could give them up anytime - if I wanted - yeah. No problem - just anytime - right?

But those 8 yarders - they just don't let me sleep at night. Needle marks all down my thumbs and I buy the stuff and hide it away, then I bring it out and just look at it, lying there on the board in lines - I aahm a looohst soul.

Just you wait - it will be a hand sewn tartan before you know what has hit you.