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21st January 06, 07:26 PM
#11
This one always confuses them-"Can you handle attaining Satori"?
Last edited by Southern Breeze; 21st January 06 at 07:36 PM.
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21st January 06, 07:37 PM
#12
My standard answers:
"what's under your kilt?"
"boots and socks"
"hey buddy, nice dress"
"yep, all the girls say that"
"nice skirt"
"thanks"
"are you wearing underwear?"
"are you?" (alternate answer if she's a good-lookin' lass: "of course ...not" )
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Last edited by CameronTaylor; 23rd January 06 at 09:08 AM.
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21st January 06, 08:18 PM
#13
 Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
This one always confuses them-"Can you handle attaining Satori"?
Is that the drink from the movie 'Lost in Translation'?
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21st January 06, 08:49 PM
#14
"Satori" is one of the buddist terms for enlightenment. At least that's what I grok....
The whiskey in "Lost in Translation" was Santori.
Last edited by Zardoz; 21st January 06 at 08:51 PM.
Order of the Dandelion, The Houston Area Kilt Society, Bald Rabble in Kilts, Kilted Texas Rabble Rousers, The Flatcap Confederation, Kilted Playtron Group.
"If you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk"
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21st January 06, 09:11 PM
#15
Originally Posted by Zardoz
"Satori" is one of the buddist terms for enlightenment. At least that's what I grok....
The whiskey in "Lost in Translation" was Santori.
Ah, that's right. Hehe, I am one of the few folks who absolutely reveres that film.
Last edited by Beery; 21st January 06 at 09:49 PM.
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21st January 06, 11:22 PM
#16
Ever grateful for one I read here, I think...thanks to whoever shared it...
Why are you...whatever...
"My balls made parole."
And a winter favorite...
Aren't you cold?
"Nope, I've got a heater under there."
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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22nd January 06, 09:02 AM
#17
Originally Posted by Zardoz
"Satori" is one of the buddist terms for enlightenment. At least that's what I grok....
Satori, a form of zen enlightenmet which recognizes all things in the material world as transitory and thus beneath notice. Strangely the state of Satori is also transitory.
A more stable and lasting state much like Satori has been seen by most anyone that has worked with the elderly, called the f* its.
Dear the soup is boiling over..........f* it.
Got yer pants on backwards this moring grandpa......f* it.
Zipper is down gramps.......f* it.
Grandma you have wrinkles in your pantyhose........f* it.
You get the idea. 
Mike
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22nd January 06, 09:18 AM
#18
My favorite is..
"Old Spice"
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22nd January 06, 10:26 AM
#19
was out with friends in kilts last night and got hit with the "where's your bagpipes" question - 2 of us (in what sounded like perfect stereo) came back with UNDER MY KILT!!!
this shut up the questioner & set the group (and the smart ***'s friends) to laughing uproariously for the next 15 minutes.
Thanks to whoever gave me that one!!!
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
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22nd January 06, 08:55 PM
#20
I got the "aren't you cold" question when my wife and I were Christmas shopping and I responded, "are you kidding, I've got 4 yards of fabric wrapped around my butt." Got a good laugh and a thumbs up.
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