One More (Embarassing) Reason

[GlassMan]

That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!!

[jfellrath]

The problem is if you have to go BACK to pants at any point. Some of the folks in my neighborhood have noticed an increase in barn door openage in my groinal regions due to my forgetting that you gotta close that sucker.

[UmAnOnion]

That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!!

Thanks for the lovely visual there GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!

[Sherry]

I have to remind my 9yo to close the barn door everyday.

[GlassMan]

Thanks for the lovely visual there GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!

You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)

[Southern Breeze]

You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)

Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:

[GMan]

Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?

OK I'll zip it right now.

[michael steinrok]

Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?

OK I'll zip it right now.

At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?

[UmAnOnion]

At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?

its a thing with lotsa teeth that is known to make sheep nervous all around the world....

Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:

DAMMIT - now i have ths stupid song "BLUE MOON" stuck in my head - playing over & over & over...

"Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon..."

[Martin]

At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?

As no-one else seems to know, allow me to explain. A zipper, or fly, is the zip fastening on a pair of men's trousers (remember those?), or pants as they are known in the USA.

Whoever said we had a common language!!