Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
Q: How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
A: 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
As a US Government employee, I'll have you know this is no longer true. Because of the Paperwork Reduction Act, it now takes one to change the bulb and 40 to do the paperwork. Plus, 10 to report on the new efficiencies of the reduced paperwork.:rolleyes: