How many forum Members does it take to change the light bulb

[arrogcow]

Here's a flood of light jokes to brighten your day. :grin:

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

A: 0 Californians screw in hot tubs not light bulbs.

How many Illumanati does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, everyone knows there's no such thing as Illumanati

How many surrealits painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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