...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

[UmAnOnion]

if a trip to Old Navy makes you run for your tartan reference book ...


...you might be an X-marker

[John M.]

Another one.

When a woman you've never met walks up, tells you that she loves a man in a kilt & that you're incredibly sexy.... You definitely are an X-marker

This actually happened yesterday while we were out shopping.
Also got several flirtatious smiles from some very cute women
It was a very good kilted day!

[Robin]

Another one.

When a woman you've never met walks up, tells you that she loves a man in a kilt & that you're incredibly sexy.... You definitely are an X-marker

This actually happened yesterday while we were out shopping.
Also got several flirtatious smiles from some very cute women
It was a very good kilted day!

Uhmmm...yes, happened to me also, but not sure what to think of it... :confused:

A really young lassie...let's say 18 years old...comes to me and says:

"You look very sexy, you're not afraid to show...you're a real man!"

I bloody could have been her dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okey...I'm used to turning heads, smiles, remarks by now, but this?

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Oh, another one:

If people (male and female) regularly want to know if you are wearing underwear, you might be an Xmarker!

[Robin]

-When friends or family react surprised when you're not kilted...

-When your spouse gets nervous when you're checking online kilt shops...

-When you think you need another kilt...

-When you have more kilthangers as kilts...

-When you "invent" places to tuck stuff, because your sporran is full already (sleeves, hoses, etc.)....

[NewKilt]

If you spend at least 2 days per year with your nose pressed against the window waiting for the postman you might be an Xmarker.

If the sheep you count at night to go to sleep are naked, you might be an Xmarker.


Darrell

[Jerry]

If your user ID on another web site is, or resembles, "Kiltedredneck", you might be an Xmarker..

Thanks, KCW. I also use redneckcelt on another site.

[GlassMan]

If you can discuss the customs regulations for tartan yardage versus completed kilts for several shipping agencies (UPS vs FedEx vs USPS) then you might be an XMarker.

If you can show your flashes in public and not worry about being hauled off to jail for public indecency, then you might be an Xmarker.

If you are forced to wear shorts or pants and find yourself doing a butt-sweep when sitting down anyway, then you might be an XMarker.

If you talk late into the night on the phone with your mother to get tips on pleating fabric perfectly, then you might be an XMarker.

If you're a man whose concept of "accessories" includes more than just a wedding ring and a watch, then you might be an XMarker.

[Sherry]

This is too funny.


I was out with my wife last night and there was a young lady in a plaid skirt at the bar and I was staring at her and my wife said "It s not a kilt" I have to confess I was looking at the skirt and not her.

If you don't get in trouble with your wife for staring at a young woman wearing a plaid skirt ('cause she knows you're trying to figure out what tartan she's wearing), then ...

[Pleater]

If you cause a three car shunt just by hurrying down the High Street on a breezy morning to catch the 10:00 collection at the Post Office.......