not to piddle in anyone's porridge here but isnt the champagne meant to be drunk - not sprayed all over the floor (or your neighbors expensive coat/kilt/dress/etc) ???
Having worked my way thru college behind a bar (where my father had worked for 30 odd years - and they were very odd, let me tell you) you learned how to properly uncork a bottle of champagne without spilling it all over the place - which meant that YOU had to clean it up afterwards- but still have it give off a very satisfying POP. a tea/bar towel wrapped around teh cork - working it back & forth gently but firmly until you can feel it about to release and then a quick twist/tug gives you the pop with very little spillage...
QED.
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT! WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
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Most of the time, when there are multiple bottles (which there are if you any number of people at all), they use one bottle for the show and just open the others normally.
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Originally Posted by Shay
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