What time was it...

[Jeremiah]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

If this is a true story, then that is simply hilarious!

[cavscout]

Careful dude, you're gonna get us caught. She might be onto us!

Hilarious story.

[Southern Breeze]

THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do...

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up,
and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
say LETS PARTY!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works
Every Time!!