THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do...

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up,
and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
say LETS PARTY!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works
Every Time!!