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**Iolaus** · 15th February 06, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Richland

Sorry, i get carried away sometimes...
I had left out the most important part about how Pam was down on KFC for treating chickens badly..and that is a fast food est. does that bring me back on track? LOL

Ok, here's your lapel pin and the secret handshake. :grin:

**Richland** · 15th February 06, 10:43 AM

Roger That!
On that secret shake "Do you want fries with that"

**646guy** · 15th February 06, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Richland

Roger That!
On that secret shake "Do you want fries with that"

Grrrrrr...fries.....big steak fries with a nice tub of mayo on the side to dip them in.....mmm...getting hungry now

**KiltedKnight** · 15th February 06, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

I love this. I cannot wait to use it.

Be my guest.

Chris.

**Livingston** · 15th February 06, 11:39 AM

That's almost as bad as a guy I worked with years ago. We were sitting in a greasy spoon getting ready to order. The waitress was standing there while he ran his finger up and down the MENU (get your minds out of the gutter) and then asked "Do you have scruples here?" "I don't know, let me ask"

**Bob C** · 15th February 06, 11:59 AM

To be fair to the people who work at the fast food places, how many of you would put up with surly customers and all the other unpleasentness of those places for minimum wage?

Yeah. Me, neither. I guess that's why there's no IQ test.

**Iolaus** · 15th February 06, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

To be fair to the people who work at the fast food places, how many of you would put up with surly customers and all the other unpleasentness of those places for minimum wage?

Yeah. Me, neither. I guess that's why there's no IQ test.

I lasted 2 weeks (opening a new Carl's Jr.) and quit after 2 days of customers.

**Jerry** · 15th February 06, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Iolaus

One of the reasons my wife became a math teacher was because of an experience at a fast-food joint. The registers had gone down. The kids and the manager together could not add up the total price (with paper and pencil). When she figured the total in her head, tax included, and told them how much she owed them, they couldn't figure out how much change to give her. They ended up holding open the drawer so that she could make her own change!!

When my wife asked the manager what high school she went to, she proudly proclaimed that she was a high school graduate.

I was at a pizza place that caters to kids, back about 15 or more years ago when my kids were still little. When I went tp pay my bill, the cashier kept trying to give me $5.00 too much in change. When I told her that the change wasn't right. she called the manager right away instead of allowing me to explain that I should get less. The manager listened to her, counted out the change himself, then added $5.00 to my change. At that point I gave up and left.

**Mr. Kilt** · 15th February 06, 12:24 PM

My favorite little "game" to play at restaurants...if the waiter/watress comes up during your meal and asks "how is everything?", tell them you don't know as you didn't order everything. However, what you DID order is quite nice. I've done this more than once...always good for a deer-in-the-headlights stare. Not sure why my wife doesn't like going to restaurants with me though. LOL