Daddy's Little Girl

[Southern Breeze]

I just got this in my E-mail and I'm trying to stop laughing long enough to share it.
Daddy's Little Girl.

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since
Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore"



Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."



"I know," Thelma said, "And once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the crap out of him."

[toadinakilt]

rotfloao

wow...wow oh wow

that is hilarious man