...and to continue the train of thought: how the hell was this goofy game invented anyway? Were a bunch of Scots standing around on a frozen pond and bemoaning the fact that it was too cold to properly throw something (hammers, big rocks, large wooden poles...) so they got the idea to start skidding big-*** rocks across the ice? First golf then this?

"Jimmy! Maw wants her broom back now! Git off the dam ice and bring it home! And mind ya don't trip over any of them big rocks!"

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AA