RESPONSES to -What's up yer kilt?!

[ozmeath]

Who get's this only every time you go out bekilted? I've had to get creative and quick for this one.( Now for those of you fine folk that have been here a while please excuse me if this very subject has been bought up previously, as i well imagine it may have!)
I reckon we could do with a source page to the question "What's up yer kilt?!". So here's a few I've invented and heard around the traps...

-By the time you find out it'll be too late for you love.
-you don't get something for nothing!
-there's nothing worn under the kilt. It's all in perfect working order. (spike milligan bless him)

and my personal favourite when i can pull it off:

-Your wife's lipstick!

Any others out there?

[TimC]

If she's good looking, I smile and ask, "How warm are your hands?"

If it's a guy, the lipstick comment works.

[davedove]

Another response that comes from Rennaisance Faires:

A lady wouldn't ask, and a wench would already know.

And of course you could always just say a blue ribbon.

[Freelander Sporrano]

A fav of mine is
An airfield..........Wait for puzzled look.........Two Hangers and a nightfighter

:rolleyes:

[Kid Cossack]

"The whole world."

"My legs."

"That's for me to know, and for you to find out."

"You, if you play your cards right."

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

"I'll show you if you'll show me."

"Do you ordinarily ask about other people's underwear, or am I something special?"

"Two corporals and a sergeant."

"That's a mystery understood only by a select few, little grasshopper."

[Jeremiah]

"Two corporals and a sergeant."

Buahahaha

[toadinakilt]

"My hose and ghillies" is my favorite for when I'm not wearing boots...
"My knees."
"A whole new world."
"That's for me to know and you to wish you did."

the blue ribbon comment is good, yes, and I like the two hangers and a night-fighter comment...

[Ruanaidh]

Check out http://www.kiltday.com/thequestion.htm

[UmAnOnion]

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[David White]

Do what you did in school when you had a question,
raise your hand and find out.

My favorite of all time "The last chicken in the butchers shop"

dave