Here are a few one liners.
There are two things a Scot likes naked.
One of them is malt whisky!
Scotland suffers from only one thing - too much England
A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
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