Joke about a Scot

[GlassMan]

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only one who tells the same set of jokes over and over and over and over and over...

[GMan]

Look at it this way, Graham is at least is remembering the joke, repeating is a great source of memory retention!

[Graham]

my kids are always telling me they've hear me tell a joke before.

[Jerry]

Here are a few one liners.

There are two things a Scot likes naked.
One of them is malt whisky!

Scotland suffers from only one thing - too much England

A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.

[way2fractious]

Now, y'all, just back off and give Graham a chance to continue practicing for grandfatherhood!

[TimC]

...I'll laugh the next time you tell it as well

[Nick]

A Scottish woman was riding on the top of a bus when she dropped two pence off the side. She dived after the money, and was immediately hit and killed by another bus.

The coroner who examined her body found she died of natural causes.