To all newbies

**davedove** · 25th February 06, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

All Newbies:
Please note Davedove runs the Kits Addicts Intervention group, where, once your addiction gets too bad, he will come & take all your tartans away from you and all accesssories as well in order to break you of your addcition. So its in his best interest to recruit as much as possible.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

You shouldn't be spreading rumors like that about me.

So, you're running a little short on accessories aren't you? I'm thinking you could really use a nice sporran, or maybe a couple of kilt pins. Come on, whatever you think you need, you probably do.

**sav** · 25th February 06, 09:25 AM

Addiction? Nah! I can stop wearing kilts anytime I want to....I just don't feel like it right now...honestly!

**Manu** · 25th February 06, 09:33 AM

Maybe this explains why I have been having dreams about kilts, and getting new kilts, and shopping for new kilts...Im serious, just had one last night.

**beverlonian** · 25th February 06, 09:52 AM

Walking down the main street in Montrose earlier this week and saw a denim kilt in a shop window..........aargh, it's now round my waist!!

**UmAnOnion** · 25th February 06, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by sav

Addiction? Nah! I can stop wearing kilts anytime I want to....I just don't feel like it right now...honestly!

Sav, the first step to dealing with this is admitting you have a problem... now step away from the kilts, keep your hands where we can see them and i will just take them out of here so that we have room to talk without any distractions...

**GMan** · 25th February 06, 10:19 AM

Just look at Graham, such a calm and happy a signwriter I knew, now look at him a crazed Kilted Tasmanian!!!!

Yes everyone you have been warned, I cannot get out, but you still have a chance!

**Norbydog** · 25th February 06, 10:37 AM

Hello, my name is Jason, and I'm a kiltaholic.

I used to think the entire kilt world was Sportkilt and way out-of-my-range kilts from foreign countries that I would/could never own.

Then, one day, there I was. Just browsing the web, and came across this site. Oh sure, they were nice at first, and made me feel cool and mature.

And without warning, one of them slipped me a tip about cheaper kilts.

Within months, I was feeling the uncontrollable need to buy kilts where ever I go. These leeches convinced me to wear kilts everywhere, and be proud of them.

Now, I can't stop shopping. Oh, I thought I could at any time, but I was wrong. I find myself not shopping for shirts and sweaters that go with khaki and jeans, but clothing that will compliment my kilts. They tell me about good products, and many offer used kiltwear with a astounding prices and a smile.

So, please kids, don't end up like me. Please send all kilts, in the 34" - 36" inch range, with a nice drop and preferably buckled closure to me. Save yourselves. It's not too late.