April 2006 Chik-fil-A Calendar. The whole story below. (the full size picture and story are pinned to my cube wall at work)
His name is Boldhoof
A descendant of the great MacCowans, proudest of the highland herds, Bullion "Boldhoof" Wallace did fight at the side of Robert the Brisket, rightful heir to the throne of Scotland. Many an enemy Burger Eater would tremble at the merest mention of Steak Tartan, as Wallace came to be known. Untippable he remained in his support of the eating of chicken, even when his enemies Lord Bacon and the Earl of Cheddar did try to top him.
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