Addictions - strong and varied

[way2fractious]

Thanks, Phil,

Wife's Lament

Kilts in the bedroom, kilts in the hall...

I love it when people are creative; alas, I'm just not one of them.

...they're banned from the bed...

huh!? dang!!

[Southern Breeze]

Phil, excellent poem!

[Pleater]

In one of my other lives I use, teach, repair and service knitting machines - if you think kilts are addictive you should see the stuff I have accumulated - all the different machines, the heaps and bags and boxes of yarn, the shelves of accessories and patterns....

Then there are the electronically controlled versions which use dedicated software to design and then download the patterns and indicate the changes of yarn and the number of stitches and the settings/needle arrangement on the machine.

Kilts are just candy and chocolate - knitting machines are the real hard stuff of addiction.

[pdcorlis]

Wife's Lament - take two...

Kilts in the dining room, kilts in the hall,
kilts in the kitchen, kilts on the wall.
Find ‘em in the closets, find ‘em on the floor,
They keep coming in the mail till I can’t close the door.
Haven’t found ‘em in the freezer, and they're banned from the bed;
Sometimes I have to wonder what's in my kilthound’s head?