Wife's Lament - take two...

Kilts in the dining room, kilts in the hall,
kilts in the kitchen, kilts on the wall.
Find ‘em in the closets, find ‘em on the floor,
They keep coming in the mail till I can’t close the door.
Haven’t found ‘em in the freezer, and they're banned from the bed;
Sometimes I have to wonder what's in my kilthound’s head?