T-shirt for my wife

**Norbydog** · 3rd March 06, 01:20 AM

Since my wife has been so "understanding" during the last few months, I would like to get her a T-shirt that reads something about kilts. She has been my best supporter (except when she sees the bank account), and I would like to get her something along the lines of 'My sexy kilted husband can beat up your husband' type of shirt. She gets some grief from the populace for my kilts, and the more sarcastic or witty the message, the more she will like it.

I tried looking through CafePress, but nothing really grabbed my attention.

Throw those ideas my way. I am looking to buy one, not just a message.

P.S. Notice the subtle baseball reference; spring ball started on Wednesday.

**Shay** · 3rd March 06, 01:24 AM

My husband wears a kilt.

And the answer is Yes.

**Robin** · 3rd March 06, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Shay

My husband wears a kilt.

And the answer is Yes.

Brilliant!

**UmAnOnion** · 3rd March 06, 04:35 AM

best i could come up with at 6:00 in the AM :

all have "Why does my husband wear a kilt:" at the top with the reply in a larger font below

Because he needs the room.

Because I wear the pants in the family! (but he can get in them whenever he wants !)

two words: SPERM COUNT

because I got tired of replacing his zippers all the time!

basically any of the retorts mentioned in the various reasons to wear a kilt lists would work for this

now - i am going back to bed!