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  1. 3rd March 06, 04:35 AM #1
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    best i could come up with at 6:00 in the AM :

    all have "Why does my husband wear a kilt:" at the top with the reply in a larger font below
    Because he needs the room.

    Because I wear the pants in the family! (but he can get in them whenever he wants !)

    two words: SPERM COUNT

    because I got tired of replacing his zippers all the time!

    basically any of the retorts mentioned in the various reasons to wear a kilt lists would work for this


    now - i am going back to bed!
    ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
    WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
    “I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
  2. 3rd March 06, 06:42 AM #2
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    How about "My husband got a new kilt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ByDand
    How about "My husband got a new kilt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
    Good one

    Or: "My husband got a new kilt - and all I got was his lousy trousers"
  4. 3rd March 06, 08:06 AM #4
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    We have (although not on the site) the ever popular "Official Kilt Inspector" girly shirt.
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    How about something along the lines of this:

    If you really want to know, you have to ask ME!
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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    Hmmmm....maybe I'll just have to restart my CafePress business with a line of kilt related t-shirts....

    All of them are genius....
  7. 3rd March 06, 11:17 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove
    How about something along the lines of this:

    If you really want to know, you have to ask ME!
    We have a winner!
    Virtus Ad Aethera Tendit
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    Hehehehehe that is a good line
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockyR
    We have (although not on the site) the ever popular "Official Kilt Inspector" girly shirt.
    My wife picked up one of these for herself! Good choice.
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    You can also google up "print anything" shirt sites, or design your own shirt sites.

    Last I looked Cafe Press was all white shirts and white t-shirts just don't seem to go well with kilts.

    Don't overlook Hank's collection too - highland tide.

    "Kilted Love"

    "Save a Zipper, Wear a Kilt"

    "Kilted Butts Drive Me Nuts"

    Or, if there were rights to a still shot of the kilted hillside love scene in Rob Roy....

    Ron
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    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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