Marching with banner in the wind

[UmAnOnion]

I think my idea is far better! ;)

those will make it look like he is under attack by a swarm of rabid insects (Yes I know insects dont get rabies BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!)

Plus is a particularly strong gust comes along he coudl get whacked in a rather sensitive area rather harshly!!!

Two small safety pins - one each on the inner front center & back center with a long loop of thread tieing the two together, going between your legs should stop major fly ups without interfeering with the swing of the kilt too much.