Quote Originally Posted by clancelt
Always try to help my Windows using brothers

How does this sound:

Linguistic Inquiry and Word Count (LIWC) is a text analysis software program designed by James W. Pennebaker, Roger J. Booth, and Martha E. Francis. LIWC is able to calculate the degree to which people use different categories of words across a wide array of texts. Within emails, speeches, poems, or transcribed daily speech, LIWC allows you to determine the rate at which the authors/speakers use positive or negative emotion words, self-references, big words, or words that refer to sex, eating, or religion. The program was designed to analyze simply and quickly over 70 dimensions of language across hundreds of text samples in seconds.

Doesn't cost too much either, looks like a cool tool either way.

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You're right, looks like an interesting tool, but I finally found this to use for free on-line. It does exactly what I wanted.