Idiot in a skirt!

[Kilted KT]

I agree with Magnus. Every situation has it's merits. Should a buxom beauty ask for a kilt check, more oft than not those who allow them would prolly oblidge her ( although not lifting the kilt themselves for the world to see ). Being physically molested because some intoxicated idiot decides that it is their personal quest to get under your kilt? that is a completley different story, and grounds for just about any kind of defense you can muster, be it a hand, cane or well-aimed verbal jab.

I'm sure they were dubbed "privates" for a reason. For you and those you chose to share them with, and no one else.

[Casey]

I have only had the "skirt" comment twice. On both occasions I gave a very polite and sincere "thank you". The person was stopped in his/her tracks and we all went about our business.

Having sobered up, I seldom frequent bars; so I avoid the drunks. As a matter of fact, the last time I was in a bar was for a kilt night and only had great comments.