Aristocrate seeks Heir

[Southern Breeze]

Why oh why did that have to be in England and not Scotland?

[Colin]

Why oh why did that have to be in England and not Scotland?

Who cares?! It's a shorter trip to Scotland than I have now

[KiltedKnight]

I know that it can't be me, I can't even spell DNA.

Chris.

[UmAnOnion]

I know that it can't be me, I can't even spell DNA.

Chris.

FYI

DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

and i cant take credit for it - gotta love dictionary.com sometimes...

[davedove]

I guess I will have to apply, since I'm his fifth cousin, twelve times removed (they threw me out of the family twelve times, but I kept coming back ).

Seriously, as much as I would like an estate, I wouldn't want to pay the upkeep or taxes.

[Big Dave]

All you have to do "if" you get chosen is to rent the estate out on weekends to movie/rock stars. They have lots of cash to spend.

[Rigged]

I'd have to see the books first. Income/Expense reports, taxes, salaries, debts. I suspect it would have to be one hugely expensive B&B to make ends meet. How much does it cost to feed all those animals, for instance?

Only eight bedrooms?

Hmmm... Wasn't there a TV show about this?

[Livingston]

All you have to do "if" you get chosen is to rent the estate out on weekends to movie/rock stars. They have lots of cash to spend.

But make sure they leave a LARGE damage deposit