Did Mother Nature Lift Your Kilt?

[Casey]

I have one kilt that is easily influenced by the wind. It is a light PV Maple Leaf tartan that is my favourite summer kilt.

I have had sudden exposure twice. The second time witnessed by my wife. She was not impressed that I showed my **** to the entire Byward Market here in Ottawa.

I always wear a sporran with this kilt and I have become sensitized to subtle movements which engage my lightning reflexes.

[Moosehead]

Casey,

didn't by any chance happen in front of the Earl of Sussex, did it?

[GMan]

The only time that I have sudden exposure is when I leap over tall buildings or jump off a roof.

Seriously though I have yet to encounter any lifting by the wind. And I do avoid heat grates as I do not look any where close to Marilyn Monroe.