I feel dirty

[Colin]

What, exactly, are your eyes wondering about?

(Seriously- you may have guessed I'm a bit of a flirt myself. So is my husband- and we practice lightheartedly on our friends all the time.)

That's the funny thing, my wife is a huge flirt, where as I wouldn't know I was getting hit on unless the lady was doing a lap dance.

My wife has never cared if i looked, as long as I am only doing that.

[bubba]

Yeah, my wife says I can windowshop all I want but I better not try examining the merchandise up close.

[Norbydog]

Makes no difference where you get you appetite, as long as you eat at home.

[Kilted KT]

Honestly, window shopping is the best for married men. Let's you put together a shopping list for your wife when you get home!

[ByDand]

Ben Nevis, Ben Nevis, Ben Nevis ....
Uhmm, not working for me Graham


CT - first laugh of the day though, Thanks.

Try thinking of the Grand Tetons

[way2fractious]

Try thinking of the Grand Tetons

There's three of those, too.

[davedove]

How much you want to bet some of the single guys (and maybe a few of the married ones:rolleyes: ) have been on the internet trying to find where to buy a kilt?

[mbhandy]

Ah, this is the problem of kilt wearing, when the lasses flash themselves at me I just close my eyes and think of Scotland

Ahhhhhh Those great Scottish Mountians.

MrBill

[Mr. Kilt]

Yeah, my wife says I can windowshop all I want but I better not try examining the merchandise up close.

My wife says the day I stop looking is the day she gets worried. I can be a shameless flirt with the ladies (especially when kilted) but I'd never let it get out of hand. My wife thinks it's funny.

[Livingston]

It's ok to read the menu, unless it's in Braile