What can Brown do for you?

**davedove** · 15th March 06, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Iolaus

As a former FedEx driver, I can tell you that it's not the color

...must be the polyester.

Now we all know that the reason the women like the delivery drivers isn't the uniforms. Those are just a symbol of what they really like: Men who bring them things.

**Panache** · 15th March 06, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by davedove

Now we all know that the reason the women like the delivery drivers isn't the uniforms. Those are just a symbol of what they really like: Men who bring them things.

Somewhere in the heart of Silicon Valley, Panache reads and snorts his coffee up his nose... We now continue back to the thread at hand...

**Mr. Kilt** · 15th March 06, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by davedove

Now we all know that the reason the women like the delivery drivers isn't the uniforms. Those are just a symbol of what they really like: Men who bring them things.

And today, March 15th 2006, at 12:49 MST, davedove gets added to the list of people who've made me spew coffee all over my monitor. Welcome to the club, davedove!