Going upstairs while regimental

[jkdesq]

Glass stairs in a computer shop in Chicago? That strikes me as very odd. What about women in skirts? I thought glass stairs were only a figment of the imagination so that the fairer sex could continue to be both fairer and modest. Fair to say that when in Chicago, one can see London and France?

Anyway, I have always been very confident on stairs (well the non-glass kind), but last summer at the local highland games, confronted by bleachers (stadium seats) I lost my nerve. The idea of climbing stairs with people sitting on either side, some being children and many looking bored ... Anyway, we found some good sits in the front row. Is it likely that people can see up your kilt from a seated position on bleachers as you climb the stairs?