ta fur sich a guid welcome....
warm enough the dee tae wear my kilt tae the pub...
it is day 2 o' the smokin' ban here... nay maire reekin... maks the pub soooo mooch better...
had a guid blether an a few guid wee hafs o malt....
there wuz an awfy bonnie lass workin the bar.... an she wuz quite taken wit me kilt...
sha asked the age auld question, "what's under your kilt"
"dahlin'" I seez, "oan a guid dee, lipstick!"
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