The only advice I can give you is: Don't make any major purchases like cars, televisions and junk like that. After you buy your first kilt, you'll want more kilts, and more accessories to go with them.

Then you'll be wanting a gym membership to get in better shape so you'll look great in all those kilts.

And then you'll want to go to interesting places wearing them.

Kilts are like crack. They take over your life.

At least kilts are a healthy addiction and hecka fun!