Quote Originally Posted by Rigged
Drap yer sals lads 'n' prepar t' be barded.

I've concocted a drink for the occassion:

The Scotish Pirate (or Welsh Pirate in your case, Derek)

In a Highball glass:

A shot each of Scotch (single malt, but not Laphroig!) and dark Rum (I don't think Meyers would work. I like Mount Gay Barbedos Rum or Bacardi Dark)

Fill with cold orange juice and stir gently (add ice if you want -- I don't)

Drizzle in a bit of Grenadine

Drink it while it bleeds

Aaaarrrr laddies!
Hmmmm. I'd recommend Captain Morgan for the rum part.